Monday, January 31, 2011

Breakfast of champions

Birthday cake has no calories, right? Even if it's leftover and not on your birthday, right? What about if it's on a Christmas plate? And it's for breakfast?

And carrot cake is practically a health food. I mean, carrots and nuts and there's gotta be some dairy...that's like...healthy.

Add a Diet Coke and I'm probably losing weight.

Right?

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