So, brace yourselves. Here comes a sentence I could not have predicted in a million years.
Last night, thanks to Celebrity Wife Swap, I watched Flavor Flav's wife (fiance?) try to teach Dee Snider and his family how to crochet.
Yes, really. Dee Snider sat there, wrapping yarn around a crochet hook.
And because I can already hear the questions.
What I learned about him: he loves his kid and mostly acts like one.
This was after I watched the Gary Busey episode. The expected train wreck between his crazy and the disgraced preacher never arrived. What I learned about them: they seem to have picked good wives. Also, there was no crochet.
Next up: Niecy Nash and Tina Yothers. Hijinks will ensue. I do not expect them to involve crochet.