Monday, August 27, 2007

No Green Thumb

This is why you should never give me plants. Or ask me to take care of yours. And before I get any helpful has been watered. The reason this plant has lived such a long, full life is that it tells me when the water situation is getting critical. Then I water it. This time I was gone for a week. The edges are crispy so I think this one is a goner. Don't worry. I plan to stick with artificial greenery from now on. In fact, I don't buy plants. People give them to me. Shameful, right? Of course, I may have fixed that. The people who come into my office stop mid-sentence to exclaim over my poor crispy plant.

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